Driveway Intruder

This is another one too. and I know ur like me I HATE it when somebody turns around in my driveway. Your just sitting comfortanly watching tv. You hear a car pu-. "wha-. who is this?" hhehh. Its so dissruptive you look out, strange car, you dont know if its a government official-you start getting concerned. WHAT I dont know this car! Then they turn to leave and your like, YOU SON OF A BITCH! You wasted moments of my life! moments I will never get back! Ah. someday Im gonna run out to that car before they leave- knock on the window,make em roll it down and go. "You ever turn around in my driveway again. Ill cut ur f****** head off!." "Im gonna put your head on my intenna. and drive around. with your head, on my intenna." And hopefully, Ill get a two-fer and the person will go "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F****** MIND!" then ill pull out a switch blade and they go. " YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF YOUR F****** MIND!" . and I go "ZANGZADAN!" (Applause) I hope they never come back and try to turn around in that driveway again. Cuz then Ill be in the window like. DAMNITT. NOW I GOTTA CUT THIS GUYS HEAD OFF!